9 things I hate about everyone

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because
they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change thechannel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I
paid R23.00 to
come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone
ever does!! What can you do that's longer? When you are waiting for the bus
and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?

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Postat av: Fresa

Hahahha, så skön! :D
Ses ikväll gullunge, mohaha ;)


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